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Chapter 23 (s03e04) Transcript [1][]

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[SCISSORS CLICKING]

Ptonomy: Exquisite.

Kerry: Remember fun?

Ptonomy: Fun.
Enjoyment, amusement or lighthearted pleasure.
"The children were having fun in the play area.
"

Kerry: Yeah, I mean, like, us having fun.
You and me.

Ptonomy: I remember details, facts.

Kerry: [SIGHS] Sounds boring.
I miss Cary.
Do you do that? You miss people?

Ptonomy: Currently tabulating the Taiwanese stock market, tending to lunar agriculture colonies and landing seven jumbo jets.

Kerry: Everyone is so different.
I don't like it.
It's like we're all grown-ups.
Forget it.
I guess I just miss him.
Or me.
Us.

[PTONOMY CHOKING]

Kerry: Are you okay?

Ptonomy: Narrative compromised.
Temporal glitch.
Glitch.
G-Glitch.

Kerry: What is happening?

Ptonomy: So much data.
So much history.
All lost.
My mustache.
What did they do to my mustache?

Kerry: What the hell is happening?

Syd: You're saying that something is wrong with time? Kerry? Something's wrong with time? -

Kerry: Who said that? -

Syd: You did.

Kerry: When?

Syd: Just now.
Ptonomy.
That's what he said.
He said that something is wrong with time.

Syd: It's David.
His time traveler.
We're-we're being attacked.
We need Cary.
-

Kerry: Me? -

Syd: No, no, the male Cary.
But he's not

Kerry: Don't.

[ECHOING GIGGLING]

Syd: Go.
Get out.
[CLOCK TICKING] [DISTORTED GIGGLING]

ALL: Three, four, go back for more.
Five, six, hit the bricks.
Seven, eight, don't be late.
Nine, ten, pig in a pen.
- One, two - [LAUGHTER] [LENNY HUMMING] -

Salmon: Oh.
-

Lenny: What?

Salmon: She wants to join in.

Lenny: [CHUCKLES] How do you know she's a she?

Salmon: I mean, we're girls.
And when girls get together, they make a girl.
Science.

Lenny: God, you are so smart.
-

Salmon: You make me smart.
-

Lenny:[CHUCKLES] What do you think we should name her? Another fish name? -

Salmon: A fish what? -

Lenny: You know, like "Salmon.
"

Salmon: [LAUGHS] No, silly.
Salmon's not a fish.
It's a color.
- Hmm.
- Maybe we call her Violet.

Lenny: Or Violence.
Violence Lollipop Busker.
- It's got a ring to it.
- [LAUGHS] - What do you think? -

Salmon: Mm-hmm.

ALL: Five, six, hit the bricks.
Seven, eight, don't be late.
Nine, ten, a pig in a pen.
One, two

Lenny: Hey.
I was thinking, um I was thinking of putting in my two weeks' notice.
You know? Hitting the streets.
What do you think? Want to give Violet a good old-fashioned road birth?

Salmon: You mean leave? But you're the Breakfast Queen.

Lenny: Well, maybe it's lunchtime.

Salmon: I go where you go.
- [CHUCKLES] -

[DISTORTED SHOUTING] [DAVID GRUNTS]

DAvid: [PANTING] No.
No.
We have to go back.

Lenny: Hey, squirt, you got a little

David: I have to warn her.
My mother.
Do the do the hand, make the door.
We have to try again.
[GRUNTS] No.
No.
We have to go back.

LEnny: Hey, squirt, you got a little

DAvid: I have to warn her.
My mother.
Do the do the hand, make the door.
We have to try again.

Switch: Something's not right.

David: We [GRUNTS] No.
No.
[PANTING] We have to go back.

Lenny: Hey, squirt, you got a little

DAvid: I have to warn her.
My mother.
Do the do the hand, make the door.
We have to try again.

Switch: Stop! [PANTING] We've done this before.

Clark: Is it an attack?

Vermillion: It is a phenomena.

Kerry: What is that?

Ptonomy: Computer records across the globe.
All corrupt.
Time code, code.
Time code.

VERMILLION 1: And in space.
The orbiter and distant probes.

PTONOMY: The problem is universal.

Clark: Say more about that.

Ptonomy: We think of time as a unified field.
Gravity affects it.
But nothing else.

Syd: But something is changing time.
Individualized time.
Localized time.

Ptonomy: This.

Kerry: Cool.

AUTOMATED VOICE: System breach.

Syd: This is how he does it.

CLARK: Wha Who? -

Syd: David.
-

Automated Voice: System breach.

Syd: This is how he destroys the world.

Automated Voice: System breach.
-

Syd: Shut it off.
-

Automated Voice: Error.

Syd: This is how he does it.

CLARK: Wha Who?

SYD: David.
This is how he destroys the world.
[EXHALES] Shut it off.
This is how he does it.
[DISTORTED]: Shut it off.
[STATIC CRACKLING] [BIRDS CHIRPING] - [SINGING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE] - [BABY COOING] [SINGING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE] - [DOOR CLOSES] -

LENNY: Hey, kid.
They're ready for you.
[WATER FLOWING] Everything okay? [CHUCKLES] Is that a "yes"? [INHALES DEEPLY]

David: [EXHALES] Hello, my Snoopys.
My Sigmunds.
My Howdy Doodys.

ACOLYTES: Hi, Daddy.

David: Are you happy? I hope you're happy.

ELOISE: Happy, Daddy.
- So happy.
-

DAVID: Daddy had a hard day.
A bad day.
He made a big mess.
Are you mad at Daddy? -

ACOLYTES: Hell no! -

LENNY: No, Daddy.
We're not mad.
But we got a little bit of a problem here with the clock.
And I got a family to protect.

DAVID: We've all got family.
We are family.
Now that we're calm, tell me, what happened back there? Why did time loop like that?

Switch: In the Hall of Time there are demons.

David: Wait, demons?

SWITCH: I call them demons.
Emó.
But maybe they're just the animals of time.
Predators.

DAvid: Okay.
In the future, if there are time demons, tell me about the time demons.

Switch: Sorry.

David: [SIGHS] Tell me about the demons.

Switch: They live in the space outside of time, but they are always trying to find a way in.
I can hear them when I'm traveling.
They giggle.

David: What do they look like?

Switch: I don't know.
Like cats maybe.
Blue cats.
But instead of playing with mice, they play with time.
And they eat it.
[ACOLYTES MURMURING]

DAvid: Hey, tranquillo, my beauties.
Do you think Daddy won't protect you? That's what a daddy does.

ACOLYTES: We love you, Daddy.
- But we're scared.
-

ELOISE: Yeah, we're scared.
Make us feel good.

ACOLYTES: Please! [CHUCKLES] [ACOLYTES SIGHING BLISSFULLY]

Lenny: [CHUCKLES] Dude, enough with the ego-jerk.
Okay? We all wanna sleep with you.
So stop with the boo-hoo and give me a plan.

DAvid: Careful.

Lenny: Right, 'cause that's my specialty.

DAVID: Just use a different tone, okay? Be nice.
I need you to be nice, or I can't be nice.

LENNY: Shit.
I don't want you to be nice.
I want you to get mad.
Yeah, I want you to use your almighty powers to save our asses, okay? So chop-chop, mama's boy.
Get to work.

David: Well, all right.
Look at us talking.
Working things out.
You want honest? Here's honest.
I'm gonna fix this.
Whatever it takes.
Whatever the universe throws at me.
Division 3, time demons.
Send them all.
I'll slay 'em all.
'Cause this is my time.
This is David's time.
And he's got things to do, so Switch? Switch.
How are you? Are you okay?

Switch: I lost another tooth.
When we were in there.

David: Yeah, it really takes its toll, huh? Here's the thing.
I'm gonna need you to take me back.
- Not far.
-

Switch: I don't I don't think I can do another

David: You're not gonna lose any more teeth, okay?

Switch: I can feel them all loosening.

David: Just show me where these things are so that I can

Switch: And the more we go back, the more doors we open, the more agitated they'll become.
They'll swarm out, like wasps, and pretty soon - everything -

David: Do I have to force you to [DISTORTED GIGGLING]

Switch: What did you just say to me?

DAvid: I said I am the alpha and the omega.
I eat monsters for breakfast.
[ECHOING GIGGLING] [CLOCK TICKING] [GIGGLING CONTINUES]

Lenny [CHUCKLES]: I do not like that.

David: Is that?

Switch [WHISPERS]: They're here.

David: Even better.
Run.
[EXHALES] Here, kitty, kitty, kitty.
Oh! Big boy.
[GIGGLING CONTINUES] [FAINT SQUEAKING] Wanna dance? Let's dance.
[CLOCK STOPS TICKING] [YELLS] [THUNDER ROLLING] [WOMAN HUMMING EERIE MELODY] [MAN SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY IN DISTANCE] [GASPS SOFTLY] [WOMAN CONTINUES HUMMING]

WOMAN: Jew or gypsy?

David: What? 

Gabby: Or homosexual? [LIQUID DRIPPING]

DAVID: I I don't understand.

GAbby: This is who they round up, Political enemies? Deviants and lunatics.

David: Where am I? What year is this?

Gabby: It's the beginning of the end.

DAvid: Mommy?

Man being Interrotgated: What's that stuff for?

Micheal Chicklas: It's what I'm gonna use to get you to tell me where Jenny Rerorg is.

Man being interrogated: Your turn to play bad cop?

Micheal Chicklas: Nah.
Good cop and bad cop left for the day.
I'm a different kind of cop.

man being interrgoated: Your turn to play bad cop?

Micheal Chicklas: Nah.
Good cop and bad cop left for the day.
[GRUNTING] You're the police! [ECHOING GIGGLING]

FAROUK: I've heard of this beast.
Time Eaters, who live in gravity wells.
Black holes.
The laws of time don't apply to them.

Clark: They live in black holes? - Uh, I mean - Yes.

Farouk: Think of time as the wood in the house, and they are like termites living underground.
- David must have let them out.
-

Clark: How do we fight them? 

Farouk: We can't.
Not here.
They're too powerful.
We have to go to where they sleep and kill them there: the nest.

CLARK: Well, where do we go, and how do we get there?

FAROUK: To the Time Between Time.
There's a rift in the astral plane.
[FADING]: An imperfection.
It has been sealed

Kerry: Bombs, knives, guns? What do I need?

Farouk: Courage and luck.

Kerry: [EXHALES] Wait.
Where's Syd

GIRL: We're flying.
I thought we were in a building.

Syd: It's an airship.
It's not a plane, really.
More like a zeppelin.
- How'd you get here? -

Young Syd: I don't know.
I was in my room.

Syd: I had a dress like that.
When I was Wait, what's your name?

Young Syd: Sydney.
Sydney Barrett.

Syd: [EXHALES] I need a drink.
- [DRINK POURING] -

Young Syd: Can I have one?

Syd: How old are you? Fifteen?

Young Syd: Sixteen.

Syd: You still dating Tommy Vitore? Or is it the Halsey brothers?

Young Syd: How do you know that?

Syd: I'm you.
In the future.
Hi.

Young Syd: You're me in the future? In a zeppelin.

Syd: It's an airship.
Remember our first drink? Whiskey? From that leftover glass at the salon? Nine years old and everything got swimmy? No, just one you're a minor.

Young Syd: Am I dreaming?

Syd: If you're lucky.

Young Syd: And if I'm not?

Syd: Then time is collapsing.
Pretty soon none of us will be anything at all.
[THUMPING] [ECHOING GIGGLING] [CARY WHISTLING MELODY] [RESUMES WHISTLING] [RESUMES WHISTLING] [TICKING] [FAINT CREAKING] [RESUMES WHISTLING] [CHUCKLES SOFTLY] [RESUMES WHISTLING] [CLOCK TICKING]

Cary: [SQUISHING] Oh, my.
[MUFFLED GRUNTING]

Flashback DAVID: This is good.
- You want to do this.
-

Flashback CARY: I do?

Flashback DAVID: You will.
[INDISTINCT WHISPERING] Let me lead.

Cary [WHISPERS]: Treachery.
[BEEPING] [INSECTS TRILLING] Hello? [ECHOING GIGGLING] [GIGGLING CONTINUES] [CLINKING NEARBY] - [PANICKED YELLING] - Oh.
[SOW GRUNTING] [LOW GROWLING]

SWITCH: Psst.
[WHISPERS]: Hide.
-

Cary [WHISPERS]: What are we hiding from? -

Switch: .
They eat time.
-

Cary: They eat time? -

Switch: Shh!

Cary: It's okay.
I'm here to rescue you.
[SPEAKS CHINESE]

Switch: What?

Cary: You're the time girl, right? -

Switch: Woman.
-

Cary: Uh, woman, yeah.
I was under David's influence, you see, but then it was as if, uh as if the moments of my indoctrination were extirpated they were shorn from me, as it were.
I can't begin to imagine what he's done to you, our mind reader.
But fret not.
You're safe now.

Switch: You you want me to come with you?

Cary: Where we're going, you won't have to hide.
[DOOR CREAKS]

Switch: Don't! It's frozen there.
Time.
If you touch them

Cary: Then I freeze, too.
So, how do we [GIGGLING IN DISTANCE]

Switch: The tunnel.
[PANTING] [DISTANT WHIMPERING]

David: [GRUNTS] Don't worry.
I'm gonna get us out of here.
[PANTING] [RUMBLING] [RUMBLING RESUMES] [GROANS, WHIMPERS] [PANTING] Oh, Mommy.

GABRIELLE: I called for my mother, too, when they caught me.

David: Where am I? Is this Germany? I don't even know where you're from.

Gabby: I'm Roma.
My family.
Gypsies.
We move always, from country to country.
Since before there were borders.

David: Do you have siblings? Parents? Grandparents?

Gabby: Doesn't matter now.
We're all gonna be erased.

David: It matters to me.
It's my history.

Gabby: There is no history.
For us.
When we're gone, no one will ever know we existed.
[MAN SHOUTS IN DISTANCE]

David: No.
No, I can fix this.
I have a friend.

Gabby: Is your friend God?

David: [CHUCKLES] No.
She can move through time.
I can go back.
I can change the past.

Gabby: Then change this.
Free the prisoners.
Raise the dead.

David: No, this is It's not about the world.
This is about me.

Gabby: [CHUCKLES] I see why they brought you here.
You're a madman.

David: No, I'm not.
Listen to me.
You're gonna have a baby.
After this.
The camps.
In the hospital, you'll meet a man and fall in love.
And you'll have a baby.
And Listen to me.
This is You'll have a baby, and your husband will say he has to go on a trip.
Don't let him.
He can't go.
Do you understand?

Gabby: Hey.
It's okay.
I'm crazy, too.

David: No.
I'm not crazy.
Something was taken from me.
My life was taken from me.
It is not your fault, but you can stop this.
When the time comes, you can save my life.
Please.
Remember this.
When you hold me when you sing that song, you think of me.
Think of your David, and save my life.

Gabby; I always liked that name.
David.

David: [BREATHING SHAKILY] No.
[PANTING] Lies.
[RUMBLING] [TICKING] [BREATHING HEAVILY] [GIGGLING] [GIGGLING] Stop smiling! [ZAPPING] [FOOTSTEPS] [SQUISHING] [INSECT BUZZING] [CANVAS FLAPS] [SIZZLING] [CHEWING] [FOOTSTEPS] [PANTING]

Cary: Psst.
Psst! - [INDISTINCT CHATTER] - [HORN HONKS] It's all right.
It's all right.
- Hold that.
-

Switch: Okay.
[BEEPING] [DIALING] [WHIRRING] [PHONE RINGING]

Cary: Hello? Sir, this is the male Loudermilk, requesting emergency drop ship extraction.
Latitude is 71 degrees north.
Longitude is gonna be Error message 181.
- Error? - Error message 181.

Ptonomy: System re system reboot required.
181 is a time code error.
Time is everywhere.

Cary: Manual override.
User code Alpha Jeremy 7.
[DIAL-UP MODEM BLARING] Engage temporal failsafe on my mark.
Three, two, o Oh.
Oh, good.
All systems back online.
- New time codes issued.
- Already? Well, wow.
That-That's great.

SWITCH: We're losing time.

Cary: I don't know how much faster I could, uh No.

Switch: It's a couple minutes now.
A few hours.
What if they eat a thousand year a thousand years? Or take us back to the age of the dinosaurs? How do we fight them if we were never born?

Cary: Query: are they malevolent or just hungry?

Ptonomy: What does that mean? He's asking if these beasts are sentient.
-

Cary: Yeah.
- Do they have an agenda? Or are they animals feeding?

Ptonomy: Calculating.
-

Cary: Um, Ptonomy? -

Ptonomy: Calculating.
You said that.
How much longer will that Estimated time of calculation: three years, two months and nine days.

Cary: [CHUCKLING] Three years? [BOTH LAUGHING]

Young Syd: So, if you're me in the future, then does that mean that this is my future?

Syd: [CHUCKLING] - Yeah.
Maybe.
- [CHUCKLES] Or maybe you'll make different choices now that you've seen me.

Young Syd: Like staying brunette?

Syd: Very funny.
You know, last year, I was Syd in the past.
But I never got to meet her.
Me.
If I did, I would have asked her the same question that you want to ask me.

Young Syd: What question?

Syd: Who teaches you to be normal when you're one of a kind?

Young Syd: What am I?

Syd: People get too close.
They touch you and you disappear.
And then they're inside.
In your belly and in your head.
And when you get back, there's a smell.
Someone else's smell is inside your nose.
And you check out.
You tell people, "It's fine.
I don't own my body.
" You say, "My power is like a vacation.
I get to be a tourist in someone else's life.
" Who cares if every time I come back home, I feel dirty?

Young Syd: I just want to be left alone.

Syd: I know.
People die of loneliness, too.
They drink too much.
Slit their own throats.

Young Syd: I went to the shower.
Mom was asleep on the couch, and I went to the shower.

Syd: You were curious.

Young Syd: I just wanted to feel something.
And he turned me around.
Why did he turn me around?

Syd: Power.

Young Syd: I thought sex was about love.

Syd: It can be.

Young Syd: That was it.
The first time.
My only time.
People talk about sex, and all I think about is having my face pushed into wet glass.
How is that romantic? Does it get better?

Syd: You fall in love.
[CHUCKLES SOFTLY] And that's worth it.
To feel that feeling.

Young Syd: Do we get married?

Syd: It's complicated.

Young Syd: I'm not a kid.

Syd [SIGHS]: Uh He has powers.
But he's unstable.
And for a while, it's magic.
[QUIETLY]: Magic.

Flashback Syd: And then - What happened? -

Flashback David: You had a bad dream.

Syd: he turned me around.

Young Syd: So we find a desert island and live alone.

Syd: I think about that, too.
Giving up.

Young Syd: [CHUCKLES] It's not giving up.
It's what you wrote.

Syd: I know.
I'm afraid.

Young Syd: If I hug you, do we switch places?

[GASPING] [SCREAMS] - [ROARS] - [SCREAMS]

Lenny: Fishy? Fishy? Where'd you swim off to? Babe! [CLOCK TICKING] [DISTORTED GIGGLING] [SALMON SCREAMING] Hey.
Hey.
Hey.

Salmon: It hurts! Is it supposed to hurt so much? -

Lenny: Um, push, right? Remember? - [WHIMPERS] - [PANTING] - You got to push.
This is it.
Push.
- [LENNY EXHALING] - [SALMON WHIMPERING] [SCREAMING] - [BABY CRYING] - [LENNY GASPS]

Salmon: My Queen.
We did it.
[BABY CRYING]

Lenny's daughter: Mommy, I made that for you.
- Bullshit! -

Lenny: Oh.
What is?

Lenny's daughter: That this is all we get.
- Mom? - [LENNY GASPS] - Do you want to hold her? - [BABY COOS] [LENNY LAUGHS] -

Lenny: No.
No.
No! -

Lenny's Daughter: Mom.
She's tough.
Stubborn.
Listens to me and then does the opposite.
I guess it runs in the family.
[BOTH LAUGH] Mom.
You came.

Lenny: Of course I did.

Lenny's Daughter: Thank you.

Lenny: For what?

Lenny's daughter: Always being there for me.
[CRYING] [CLOCK TICKING] [WHIMPERS] [SCREAMING]

(Squares plays by The Beta Band) I seen the demons But they didn't make a sound They tried to reach me But I lay upon the ground I reached for feelings But they didn't make a sound They tried to reach me But I lay upon the ground [GROWLING] So, miles and miles of squares Where's the feeling there? [DISTORTED GIGGLING] Still nobody cares For miles and miles of squares Daydream I fell asleep amid the flowers Daydream I fell asleep amid the flowers [FAROUK WHISTLES] I seen the demons But they didn't make a sound They tried to reach me But I lay upon the ground I seen the people But they didn't make a sound They tried to reach me

[SCREAMING, DISTORTED CHATTER]

Syd: Something's wrong with time? - [SIGHS] - [DISTORTED GIGGLING]

David: What are you? It doesn't matter.
Ah.
You know what? Eat all the time you want.
I'll get it back.
'Cause you're not real.
Nothing that hurts me is real.
No one who hates me is real.
[GIGGLING]

(song) For miles and miles of squares Acts of God.
Daydream I fell asleep amid the flowers I am God.
Daydream I fell asleep amid the flowers.

David: Oh, now you're listening.
Well, listen to this.
You want to eat something? Eat shit.
Now go tell your friends it's not your time.
It's mine.
Go.
Or I kill every one of you.

Syd: What am I? [GROWLING] [TICKING] [WHOOSHING] [INSECTS TRILLING] [LENNY CRYING] -

David: How bad? - [GROANS] Let me help you.
[SNIFFLES]

Lenny: No.
I need to feel it.
[CRYING]

ALL: Daddy!

David: Stop.
Stop.
Stop! [SIGHS] Where's Switch? - Switch? -

All: She's gone, Daddy.

David: What do you mean, she's gone?

All: He took her.
The scientist.

DAvid: Cary took her? No, no, no! [LOUD RUMBLING] [INHALES] [EXHALES] War.

(song) When the world Is a monster Bad to swallow you whole Kick the clay that holds The teeth in Throw your trolls Out the door Door, door, door I've been there Can't get there from here I've been there Can't get there from here I've been there Can't get there from

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