Chapter 14 (s02e06) Transcript 
[HORNS HONKING IN DISTANCE] [HELICOPTER WHIRRING] [COUGHING] [DOG BARKING] [INDISTINCT CHATTER] WOMAN: Don't, don't, don't, don't.
That's I have I have it, I have it, I have it [MAN COUGHING] [BABY WAILING] [BIRD SQUAWKING] [OVERLAPPING CHATTER] [CAR HORNS HONKING] [MOANING] Okay.
Hmm? [WATER RUNNING] [WATER STOPS] [WATER RUNNING, STOPS] [BRUSHING TEETH] Spit now.
[SPITS] Sleep tight.
[BUS PASSING] Now? Now? Stop.
Now, let me, let me Now? [INDISTINCT CHATTER] I got to stop.
[ELEVATOR BELL CHIMES] Morning, Cynthia.
Boy shorts or a red thong.
[FOOTFALLS ECHO] I'd like to just [MOANING] CYNTHIA: Go ahead.
It's not real.
It's not real.
It's not real.
CYNTHIA: They're waiting.
DON: What's left to say? We're an open book, basically.
You've seen all the financials - Come on, already, we're waiting.
- Toured the facilities.
Are we gonna do this or what? A merger of this size, you understand, with government oversight, our shareholders are a bit skittish, to put it mildly, and they just want to make sure that everything is perfect.
No stone unturned, as they say.
DON: Do it, bitch.
Take the bait.
MAN 1: Sign it.
MAN 2: Cruller.
Maybe a bear claw.
MAN 1: Sign it.
And I have to say, I want to thank you, for the patience that you have shown throughout this process, and I'm pleased to report that everything has been vetted to our satisfaction.
Can I talk to you for a minute? Who are you? Who is he? It's, uh, nobody.
He's the ex-coffee boy.
[DOOR OPENS] They're not telling you everything.
[LAUGHS] What is this? A shakedown? Just sign the deal.
It's been ten months.
The champagne's on ice.
[CHUCKLES SOFTLY] [DOOR OPENS, CLOSES] - Talk.
- There's You missed something.
- Not possible.
- DAVID: A lawsuit.
Not filed yet.
Some kind of fire hazard.
They kept it quiet.
How do you know that? I'm I'm psychic.
LAURA: Stupid or crazy? I'm not crazy.
It's I can't help it.
I hear people's thoughts.
Like, right now, you're thinking about how your ankle hurts, 'cause you tweaked it on the treadmill yesterday, and in there, you were thinking about your son, and how he may be smoking weed and stealing from your wallet at night.
Just ask them.
Faulty relays, see what happens.
[SIGHS] [DOOR OPENS] - [EXHALES] - [DOOR CLOSES] LAURA: I'm sorry.
I think his mom dropped him on his head too many times.
[SOFT LAUGHTER] Kids today.
I had a girl one time, started crying in a meeting, wouldn't stop.
We had to call the boys with the butterfly nets.
[LAUGHS] You know, I-I'm curious, though, when were you gonna tell me about the faulty relays? What? LAURA: How many fires have there been, exactly? That's - I'm - MAN 2: 302.
DON: beside myself with not knowing the topic of conversation.
"Relays," is that a race? [CHUCKLES] That's impressive for a product that's been on the market only six weeks, and with 11 million units in the field, let's say you settle for 50K per person, plus legal fees Look, that's Okay, these fires It's [LAUGHS SOFTLY] They might not even file, and even if they do, they got to prove we knew those relays were which, good luck with that.
Yes, good luck with that.
We're done here.
LAURA: Come with me.
Everywhere is freaks And hairies Creeps and scaries Tell me, where is sanity? Tax the rich And feed the poor Till there ain't no rich no more [SHOUTS] Hey, move along.
- [YELLING] - I want to change the world But I don't know What to do So I'll leave it up to You [SHOUTS] - No, no.
- Population Keeps on breeding - [SHOUTS] - Nation bleeding Still more feeding [DAVID SHOUTS] - [SHOUTS] - Life is funny - Skies are sunny - [PHONE RINGING] Bees make honey Who needs money? Who needs money? [MAN SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY] I want to change the world But I don't know what to do So I'll leave it up to you So I'll leave it up to you [CELL PHONE RINGING] You So I'll leave it up to you [RINGING CONTINUES] World pollution, there's no solution Hello? AMY [OVER PHONE]: Hey, it's me.
How's work going? Good.
I'm stacking boxes.
Consider this your friendly little alarm clock reminding you it's time to take your afternoon pill.
Them and us Stop the war David? David? DAVID: Yeah.
Do it now, while I'm on the phone, okay? Do So I'll leave it up to you So I'll leave it up to you.
Only take one.
Remember what happened last time? [PILL CRUNCHES] It's bitter.
Swallow it with water, silly.
Not paying you to talk on the phone.
I got to go.
Okay, uh Well, it's 3:00 now.
I'll meet you out front at 8:00.
Have a great day.
[PHONE BEEPS] DAVID: You know, it's you know, there's different possibilities.
You know, there's different configurations.
It's this thing, t-the multiple worlds theory, from, like, quantum mechanics, right? [CHUCKLES] And And-and-and, um - [DOOR CHIMES JINGLE] - Uh Every event, the things we do, there's like a million possible outcomes.
And the theory is, that each outcome actually happens.
Hmm? Like a tree growing branches, and-and each branch is, like, an alternate timeline.
DAVID: So right now, you're in class, listening to me drone on and on about-about physics, right? [LAUGHS] But in another timeline, y-you skipped school.
Y-You've gone to watch Point Break.
[SIRENS WAILING, GUNS FIRING] [LAUGHS] Or you're in the hospital with leukemia.
[MONITOR BEEPING] And, I mean, this reality, right, w-we're sitting here, eating whatever, bullshit cold fries, right? [GIGGLES] But i-in another timeline, I'm, like I'm, like, a billionaire.
I'm a billionaire.
Or-or married in the suburbs with, like, 2.
[BIRDS CHIRPING] [INHALES] [EXHALES] And every time each me makes a decision, or something happens where the future could, like, go in different directions, another branch springs up.
And that branch makes branches, and that branch makes branches, and that branch makes branches, and that branch makes branches.
[SIGHS SOFTLY] DAVID: Oh.
- [LAUGHS] - BOY: Daddy, Daddy, Daddy! GIRL: We want waffles.
- BOY: Waffles! - Waffles! [LAUGHING]: Waffles! [LAUGHTER ECHOES] And that branch makes branches.
See what I'm saying? It's a lot of branches.
[SEABIRDS SQUAWKING] AMY [ECHOING]: David.
No, that's Good job.
"Good job"? No, I'm That-that's great.
I'm-I'm I'm happy for you.
You're sweet, but I mean, I don't know for sure.
[CHUCKLES] [SIGHS] But who knows? Maybe, you and Philly? - Eh [SCOFFS] - [BOTH CHUCKLE] You know, she's nice, though.
You know? I think she-she gets you.
[DOG BARKS IN DISTANCE] No, that-that's no.
I'm That's not gonna Well, why can't you have a what everyone else has? A-a nice home, a family Because I'm sick.
[PHONE RINGING] [TICKING] [PHONE RINGING IN DISTANCE] [PENCIL SHARPENER WHIRRING] ["SLAVE TO LOVE" BY BRYAN FERRY PLAYING] [MOUSE SQUEAKING] [SQUEAKING] Tell her I'll be waiting In the usual place With the tired and weary There's no escape To need a woman You've got to know How the strong get weak And the rich get poor Slave to love Oh Slave to love That should be sufficient [MUTTERING] No! I did not! No! [GROWLS] [VEHICLES RUMBLING OVERHEAD] [HOWLING, LAUGHING] [WHOOPS] [TIRES SCREECH] [HORNS HONKING] [GRUNTS] [MUTTERING SOFTLY] Oh.
[HELICOPTER WHIRRING] [GRUNTING] [SNORING] [LAUGHTER] DROOG 1: Oh, look at him there, my lovelies, sleeping the sleep of forgotten men.
Wakey, wakey, grandpa.
[LAUGHS] [GRUNTS] Did he send you? [INHALES SHARPLY] Is he here? DROOG 2: Nobody sent us.
DROOG 1: Except the Lord.
- The Lord above - Mm-hmm.
Who says he can't stand the smell anymore.
Huh? Piss off, then.
Ho, ho, ho, ho! [GRUNTS] [WHOOPS] Or just finish me off.
I have no use for this world anymore.
Men on the moon.
And men spinning around the Earth.
And there's no attention paid to earthly law and order no more.
Come on, let's get him.
[LAUGHTER] [GROANING] [CAR ALARMS BEEPING] [DOG BARKING] [GROANING] [KEYS JINGLING] [AMY SIGHS LOUDLY] Oh, long day.
Mama needs a cocktail.
How was work? Boxes, milk.
It's a job.
What are you listening to, hmm? [JUNGLE SOUNDS PLAYING] Nice.
[CLEARS THROAT] Are you hungry? I got a potpie at the market.
Can't take your pill on an empty stomach.
No more pills.
I'm better now.
No more pills.
[PILLS RATTLE] Sweetie you're wearing two bathrobes and you're listening to jungle sounds.
I can't think when I take them.
But you don't want to go back to the hospital, right? You don't want to hurt anyone.
So, we will have potpie and a pill.
I got cookies and cream for dessert.
I'm not six.
So, you don't want ice cream? I didn't say that.
[LAUGHS SOFTLY] [JUNGLE SOUNDS PLAYING] [BIRD SQUAWKING] And this includes the China holdings? Yes, sir.
As soon as you sign, you'll be the richest man in the world.
You're thinking, "How is this possible? He was the coffee boy.
He worked for me.
" Sir, I wasn't I can read your mind, Laura.
God blessed me with a gift, do you understand? I am his chosen vessel.
In the ancient days, mankind built a tower so high that it threatened to touch Heaven and God cursed us with foreign language.
Misunderstanding and the inability to communicate, but I know what's in the heart of every man, woman and child on this Earth.
Gone is the confusion, the division.
I am the great uniter.
You're a saint, sir.
The money is a tool, you see.
Because without power, who would listen? Sir, your sister.
I've been waiting.
Papers to sign.
Is that Laura? Why do you keep her around? She's ancient.
She resents me.
I like that.
I need a new house.
No, you want a new house.
Harvey's screwing his masseuse.
So? You're screwing her, too.
I hate it when you do that.
Huh? [WHIMPERS] Stop! No more houses.
[SHUDDERS] [INDISTINCT MUTTERING] - It's always blue! - Oh! No.
[SHUSHING] [MUTTERS] [BYSTANDERS SHOUTING] Fire! [OFFICERS SCREAM] [SCOFFS] Send in the drone.
[INDISTINCT RADIO TRANSMISSION] [BEEPS] [HIGH-PITCHED ELECTRONIC SHRIEKING] OFFICER: Move, move, move! Go, go! [OVERLAPPING, INDISTINCT RADIO CHATTER] [OVERLAPPING, INDISTINCT WHISPERING] - WOMAN: What are you doing? - WOMAN 2: Loser.
[OVERLAPPING, INDISTINCT WHISPERING] [JUNGLE SOUNDS PLAYING] [HELICOPTER BLADES WHIRRING] [INDISTINCT SHOUTING IN DISTANCE] [LAUGHTER] [OVERLAPPING, INDISTINCT WHISPERING] - Go away! - [GASPS] I'm sorry, I didn't Sorry, I didn't mean [OVERLAPPING, INDISTINCT WHISPERING] [INDISTINCT RADIO CHATTER] Sir? Sir.
Sir! My sister's picking me up.
I-I work here.
OFFICER: You got ID? Oh, Jesus.
Jesus Ah ah I'm sorry.
I take medication.
I've just My-my sister - I just want to go home, okay? - Just calm down.
Just trying to figure out what's going on here.
Hands where I can see them.
Hands where I can see 'em! There's a You don't see him? - Aah! - Easy.
- Help! - [BRAKES SCREECH] - Help! - AMY: No! - Help! - Wait! No.
- I'm his si-sister.
No, he's not a - Help! - He's not a criminal.
- Stay out of this, ma'am.
- Back! Hey, hey, it's gonna be okay, okay? Just do what they say, okay? Try and stay calm, hmm? - Ow.
Ow! - Hey.
- Hey! You are hurting him.
Stop! - Ow.
- Step back.
Now! - Stop! Hey! No! Amy! Amy! OFFICER 2: Jerry! - Amy.
- On the ground! - Amy - On the ground.
Now! - [GRUNTS] - [SCREAMS] Holy shit.
[BREATHING ERRATICALLY] [GRUNTS] [GROANS] [BONES CRUNCHING] [SCREAMING] [SIRENS WAIL, TIRES SCREECH] - Get down! Get down! - On the ground! [PAINED CRIES] [GASPS, CHOKES] AMY: No! [SHUDDERING] [ECHOING]: No [RUMBLING] [SCREAMING] [RUMBLING STOPS] [AMY WHIMPERING] AMY: David! [AMY CRIES OUT] AMY: Okay.
Help me out, love.
[CLEARS THROAT] [WHIRRING] [SNIFFING] DAVID [LAUGHING]: And that branch makes branches, and that branch makes branches, and that branch [LAUGHS] [ECHOING]: Here we go.
[DISTORTED VOICES, LAUGHTER] Ho DAVID: Please.
What am I supposed to do? Look, I'll take the pills.
You tried to with an extension cord.
It wouldn't stop The voices and shh! [WHISPERS]: Stop it.
I see things.
I see Stop.
[OVERLAPPING, INDISTINCT WHISPERING] I see things.
It wasn't supposed to be like this.
But it is.
[THUNDER RUMBLING] I talked to Dr.
He said you'll get your own room.
It's a nice place, Clockworks.
It's just until It's just for a few weeks.
You promise? Promise.
- [SIGHS] - [THUNDER RUMBLING] Okay.
[CAR DOOR SHUTS] [THUNDER RUMBLING] I am I am Superman And I know what's happening I am I am Superman Oh, shit.
And I can do anything You don't really love that guy You make it with Now, do you? I know you don't Love that guy 'Cause I can see Right through you I am I am Superman And I know what's happening I am You decide what is real and what is not.
If you go a million miles away I'll track you down, girl Trust me when I say I know the pathway To your heart If you go a million miles away I'll track you down, girl Trust me when I say I know the pathway To your heart I am I am Superman And I know what's happening.